So, here we are kids. Blog. To blog, or to shut the fuck up?
Does anyone care about the ramblings of a failed writer, failed husband, and failed nice guy?
Probably not.
Begin as that skinny kid who wrote poetry (bad poetry, though did I really have to mention that?) by candle light in a goth club in between shoe-gazing, pitchers of bad beer, a little cutting, and a lot of wasted opportunities with the girls who thought you were harmless. Then what? Go to school, fail as a writer there but learn how to drink. Stumble through innumerable joe jobs just to get by. Fall into a great relationship that sours over the years until it finally cracks under it's own weight, the 3rd break up being the charm. Luck into an ever so slight career with a film festival. Cultivate quite the Id, act accordingly. Now there's hob-knobing the slightly famous while trying to convince your 'peers' that the Transformers movie was horse-shit and your co-workers that you have indeed seen every Godard film, or even a single Godard film.
I just remembered, I don't really care what you think. And I'll probably just post a pic every day. Or not. Also, none of this is necessarily true.